小众英语搞笑文案短句简短（英语文案短句干净幽默）

小众英语搞笑文案短句简短【一】

1 . "Life is crazy! We chase what we can&#;t have, and run away from what we desire the most生活有的时候很疯狂，我们追逐那些无法拥有的，却放弃那些我们最需要的。"

2 . I gave you the most warm embrace, but you gave me the most painful joke

3 . Its amazing how someone can break your heart, but you still love them with all the little pieces 不可思议的是，即使他令你心碎，你却依然用破碎的心爱着他。

4 . Matches if the escape the burning pain, its life will be intense darkness without light

5 . "Living requires few: a cup of water, a meal and one to say I love you But I hope that the water is poured by you, the meal is made by you and the “I love you” is came out from your mouth生需要的很少：一杯水，一顿饭，一句我爱你。但我希望水是你倒的，饭是你做的，我爱你是你亲口对我说的。"

6 . Heart without moving, the wind and helpless Persistence is a kind of attitude

7 . 生活是不断经历学习和享受的旅程。

8 . 爬山越岭要互助，渡江过河要齐心。

9 . 擁有理想只是一種智力，實現理想才是一種能力！

10 . 嘲情义淡，样样不顺眼。

小众英语搞笑文案短句简短【二】

1 . Peach is not only beautiful, but also released a fragrance gladdening the heart and refreshing the mind

2 . 以前长的不漂亮，不是自己的过错。以后不漂亮，就是自己的错！

3 . "Let us treasure every day in our life, because the beginning of a day will be the first day in our remaining life我们要学会珍惜生活的每一天，因为这每一天的开始，都将是我们余下生命之中的第一天。”"

4 . 要善待你自己，不被别人左右，也不去左右别人，自信优雅。

5 . Indifferent attitude, made light of expression Comfort 无所谓的态度，满不在乎的表情，是自己给自己的安慰

6 . A man is not old as long as he is seeking something A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams (J Barrymore

7 . The man who has made up his mind to win will never say "impossible " (Bonaparte Napoleon ,French emperor

8 . 爱情的道路上，我总是走走停停，爸爸说我腿脚不行。

9 . 不擅长倾听不同的声音，是管理者最大的忽视。

10 . 爱情要求忠诚，而忠诚则要求坚定。

小众英语搞笑文案短句简短【三】

1 . 你是泊于青春的港口的一叶小舟，愿你扬起信念的帆，载着希望的梦幻，驶向辽阔的海洋。

2 . "Maturity not to see how old you, but your shoulders strong enough to see multiple responsibilities 成熟不是看你的年龄有多大，而是看你的肩膀能挑起多重的责任。"

3 . If there is no failure, only temporarily stop success!

4 . Together through the years, because of the move will become more charming

5 . 时光静好，陪你长大，我的大女孩！

6 . Try not to argue with people, unless you think the results are important to you, and be sure to persuade the other party

7 . Only the sky no one take, as long as I can pick up the day, it has been with me!

8 . 大家非常喜欢听你讲的故事。

9 . 一起老去的日子里，因为朋友的存在而泛着七彩的光。

10 . 愿你的每一天都如画一样的美丽。生日快乐。

小众英语搞笑文案短句简短【四】

1 . Those who missed the love, I want to hug you miss the courage to embrace

2 . Itd be better to light up the candle than curse the darknessNo one can give you brightness expect yourself 与其诅咒黑暗，不如燃起蜡烛。没有人能给你光明，除了你自己。

3 . 凡是决心取得胜利的人是从来不说“不可能的”。( 法国皇帝 拿破仑 B

4 . Thought always spent in cigarettes, total love in alcohol broken 思念总在香烟里度过，爱情总在酒精里破碎。

5 . Whatever is worth doing is worth doing well

6 . 如果没有失败，只有暂时停止成功！

7 . I do not know when, but also to see the cherry like a tender smile like a juvenile

8 . Han Xiao vast, hold the bustling sad, curved eyebrows, become the past decreed by fate

9 . Precious things are very few in this world That is the reason there is just one you

10 . Victory won&#;&#;t come to me unless I go to it -- MMoore

小众英语搞笑文案短句简短【五】

1 . 亲爱的我不会允许你背叛我，我也不允许自己背叛你。

2 . Before the age of long not beautiful, is not their fault After age is not beautiful, it is their fault!

3 . 每天告诉自己一次，我真的很不错。

4 . 生命不止，奋斗不息。 -- 卡莱尔

5 . 陪你一起长大多美好愿时光静好我伴你成王

6 . 周末时间一家人聚在一起陪陪孩子，逛逛街，便是幸福。

7 . 劝君莫负艳阳天，恩爱欢娱趁少年。

8 . "Life always has many things to bring you down But, what can really bring you down is your attitude生活中难免遭遇打击。但是，真正能把你击倒的是你的态度。"

9 . 你也许已走出我的视线，但从未走出我的思念。

10 . "Love is when you find someone better, yet you stay with the same person you promised to spend forever with——爱情就是当遇到一个更好的人，却依然和那个曾发誓与其共度一生的人在昨天。"