搞笑的英语句子 简短（幽默搞笑的英语句子短句）
搞笑的英语句子 简短【一】
1 . 如果你不走出去，你就会认为这就是世界。
2 . 这边请。
3 . There are something wrong with my head，so i love you。
4 . 我知道我没有资格，但我只想了解你。
5 . 只有不快的斧，没有劈不开的柴。
6 . Sometimes it sucks being strong。Because when people know that you are strong，they think that it is okay to hurt you，over and over again。
7 . People always try to treasure the ones that haven&#;t been, but forget what they have
8 . 我的心属于你
9 . Keep me in your memory, leave out all the rest
10 . 我同意。
搞笑的英语句子 简短【二】
1 . The dazzling lights on the Christmas tree are the bells that I pray for your safe life and raise on Christmas Eve That&#;s my wish for you to be happy! uuuuuuuuuu
2 . 爱情，不是找一个人一起生活，而是找一个没他就没生活的人。
3 . The conquest of today, coward lamented yesterday, idle waiting for tomorrow
4 . Love, living things, is you let me know!
5 . I’m fond of you
6 . Life is like climbing, step by step
7 . Women’s tears are useless。But if you make women cry，that mean you are useless。
8 . After you
9 . Don&#;t surrender to this dark woeld
10 . 海浪为劈风斩浪的航船饯行，为随波逐流的轻舟送葬。
搞笑的英语句子 简短【三】
1 . 我请客。
2 . Such a wonderful moment, New Year&#;s bells lingering, my heart in endless nostalgia, feel the resonance of your soul and mine
3 . I know I am not qualified，but I just want to know you。
4 . Once this dial the disorderly my heartbeat，now how could I forget you。
5 . 虚伪的朋友容易找，也容易散；真心朋友最难找，也最难散。
6 . 女人不要在自己伤心哭泣的时候，说气话，下决定，如果你这样做了你可能会后悔的。
7 . 友谊是爱加上谅解。
8 . 没有了你，这个世界多么寂寞。
9 . A work ill done must be twice done。
10 . 不论成功或失败，皆存乎自己。
搞笑的英语句子 简短【四】
1 . 岁月如诗，句句悠扬。友谊如歌，余音绕梁。温馨季节，思念满怀，愿你圣诞快乐！
2 . All the blessings you will receive on Christmas Eve, all the music you will hear on Christmas Eve, because my blessings are intentional!
3 . 我拒绝！
4 . 为了最好的结果，让我们把疯狂进行到底。
5 . 平安之夜的使者，向你报一声平安，让这祥和的旋律，伴随你度过今晚。
6 . Bless you!
7 . no pains,no gains 一分耕耘，一分收获。
8 . ——napoleon
9 . 我们都没有错，是年轻毁了承诺。
10 . 我强颜欢笑只是为了让你不担心我。
搞笑的英语句子 简短【五】
1 . 时间是一支永远在飞翔的鸟。 ——罗伯逊
2 . Not to find an excuse for failure, only to find a way to success
3 . Youth is not a time of life，it is a state of mind。
4 . always prepare for a rainy day 未雨绸缪。
5 . 别向这个混蛋的世界投降。
6 . We shall always save a place for ourselves, only for ourselves And then begin to love Have no idea of what it is, who he is, how to love or how long it will beJust wait for one love Maybe no one will come out, but this kind of waiting is the love itself
7 . 曾今拨乱我心跳的人，如今我怎么可能忘记你。
8 . As long as the road is right, is not afraid of the road
9 . 每个人都有一段悲伤，想隐藏却欲盖弥彰。
10 . 如果你需要我，我会在这里等候，我一直会在你左右。
搞笑的英语句子 简短【六】
1 . You light up my life
2 . where there&#;s smoke,there&#;s fire 无风不起浪。
3 . 有些人是多么幸运，他们生活中没有恐惧，没有担忧，每晚睡眠如期而至，带他们进入甜美梦乡。
4 . 我相信，祝福，就是我们需要的；能够祝福的，都是可爱的。在至爱的圣诞节，深深地祝福你！
5 . You are the only one for me。
6 . 爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。一句话毁掉小清新
7 . For the best results, let&#;s go crazy for the end
8 . Don&#;t cross the bridge till you come to it
9 . 我不敢先说我爱你，我怕你以为这是场游戏。
10 . Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile
